Joking Around!

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A few stitchy jokes for you this morning, and I particularly love the laughing sheep picture at the bottom by the talented moonmystique on deviantart. Hope you enjoy!

Who makes up knitting jokes?
~a nitwit.

Crafty criminal at large..
~Police say he is following a pattern.

Why don’t sheep like going to bars?
~They don’t like being carded.

What do you call a bunch of crocheters working by the side of the road?
~A chain gang.

What happened to the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
~She had mittens!

Laughing sheep by moonmystique on deviantART