A few stitchy jokes for you this morning, and I particularly love the laughing sheep picture at the bottom by the talented moonmystique on deviantart. Hope you enjoy!
Who makes up knitting jokes?
Crafty criminal at large..
~Police say he is following a pattern.
Why don’t sheep like going to bars?
~They don’t like being carded.
What do you call a bunch of crocheters working by the side of the road?
~A chain gang.
What happened to the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
~She had mittens!